Theory Thursdays: Your Possessed Poptropican

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Nothing in the world of Pop is what it seems, it is surrounded by so much mystery. That’s why we theorizists like to discover these secrets. Yet, sometimes people totally miss the most obvious facts, it’s ridiculous. I may be the only one to ever point out that your Poptropican is definitely possessed by the…

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EVIL ARROW SPIRIT, OOOOOOOOOOOOH

That is pure evil right there, folks. It controls everything you do, everywhere you walk…

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Your feelings…

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Your thoughts…

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Heck, it seems like every character in Pop is possessed, they keep repeating the same phrases over and over!

But wait a second, how is this “Arrow Spirit” evil if your Poptropican is saving all the islands under its possession? Well, let me explain the full and totally (not) true story behind it all…

Once there was a delinquent child. That delinquent child is you. Well, I mean, not really you, but, ugh I don’t know how to explain. Anyways, this delinquent child was always being controlled, by teachers, parents, the police, you name it. So when they would go to sleep, they would dream of being in this fantastical land…but they were always having to follow the Evil Arrow Spirit, making them the heroes they truly weren’t. That dream, or should I say nightmare, is Poptropica, and there is no escape, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Or, maybe it’s just because Poptropica is a computer game. But I like my version better…

-Tall Cactus

Night of the Evil Robutts Countdown: 2 DAYS! 

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5 thoughts on “Theory Thursdays: Your Possessed Poptropican

  1. Time to reawaken an old contest between me and Vampi!
    Binary Translation:
    THIS THEORY IS A JOKE, I REPEAT, THIS THEORY IS A JOKE

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