The Top 5 WORST TCPB Posts (So Far)

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TCPB’s birthday is in just two days. So, I decided to make two Top 5 lists, one today, one tomorrow, looking back at some of the most memorable posts so far. While many of them were great, some, well, weren’t. And before I can talk about the good, I need to explain the bad, so we can all realize how much TCPB has improved quality wise.

Below are the Top 5 WORST TCPB posts, as of January 14th, 2017. Prepare to cringe.

5. Welcome

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/01/16/welcome/

While this was TCPB’s first ever post, it’s also one of the worst. Like, I didn’t even introduce who I was, other than my name! But you gotta remember, this was my first ever blog post, so I’m gonna go easy on it.

4. My Shortest Post Yet?!?

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/02/19/my-shortest-post-yet/

I put literally no effort into writing this, no wonder it’s the “my shortest post yet”!

3. Y MOAR GHD?!?

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/05/12/y-moar-ghd/

This post was just really, really awkward. I don’t know what else to say.

2. Theory/Story: Backstory (all three parts)

Part 1 – https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/01/29/theorystory-backstory-part-1/

Part 2 – https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/01/31/theorystory-backstory-part-2/

Part 3 – https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/02/01/theorystory-backstory-part-3/

Oh my gosh, these three posts make up the worst (non-joke) theory in existence. I hate them so freaking much. I may be sounding dramatic, but seriously, just read them. You will most likely understand my hatred of them.

(Dis)honorable Mentions…

If Poptropica Had a TV Show…

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/02/28/if-poptropica-had-a-tv-show/

I’m not sure why, but I really hate this post. Mainly because of my Pop TV fan fic series, and how much better it is than the plot I explained in that post.

Tall Cactus Reacts To: Poptropica Teaching Guides

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/07/13/tall-cactus-reacts-to-poptropica-teaching-guides/

By far one of my most witty and sarcastic posts. The thing is, I may have added a tad too many pictures, but not enough text to go along with them. Also, it was a rejected PHB guest post.

Theory Thursdays: Mordred, Binary Bard, and the Illuminati

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/11/17/theory-thursdays-mordred-binary-bard-and-the-illuminati/

I don’t even know why I wrote this, because it was just plain stupid. When you’re running out of theories, just explain that you’re running out of theories, and don’t make joke posts.

Theory Thursdays: Theories of Why There is No Theory Today

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/07/07/theory-thursdays-theories-on-why-there-is-no-theory-today/

Can someone please tell me the point of this?

But as bad as some of these posts are, they seem like pure gold compared to…

1. I CANT TAKE DIS ANY LONGER!!! (and Poptropica Hiatus Week)

https://tallcactuspoptropicablog.wordpress.com/2016/04/18/i-cant-take-dis-any-longer-and-poptropica-hiatus-week/

This post was literally filled with multiple paragraphs containing ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. Not only that, but I was very rude in it, and I cringe every time I look at it. The list of flaws goes on and on. I think we can all agree that this will forever be the worst post in TCPB history.

Phew, well that’s done. As you can see, my blog has reached some rather low points with some of my posts’ quality. But I’ve improved since those times. I’ll see ya tomorrow for the Top 5 BEST TCPB Posts!

-Tall Cactus

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