Continued From Chapter 14…
Binary Bard was just standing in his fortress, thinking about his horrible life and how to escape and return to Poptropica, like usual, when he saw the Rabbot crash into one of the walls. Dr. Hare then flew out and knocked Binary Bard down.
Binary Bard: “HEY WATCH IT!!! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I’M BUSY?!? AND HOW DID YOU FIND ME HERE?!? WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?!”
Dr. Hare: “You…you’re that cyborg guy from that creepy dream that I had 10 years ago…”
Binary Bard: “What are you even talking about, Bunny Boy? I see that you are trying to distract me so I don’t continue to ask you about how you found me here of all places. And I wish to be called King Mordred from now on, even though I was “defeated” by that 13-year old. I shall return to Poptropica and destroy it for my revenge…MWHAHAHA-”
Dr. Hare: “Did you say Mordred?”
Binary Bard: “Yes I did. And next time, don’t interrupt me when I share my evil dreams with someone as ridiculous as you. Anyway, when I return, I will go straight to Astro-Knights Island and-”
Dr. Hare: “I have evil plans, too, but yours are just so stupid compared to mine. I even have a few Secret Labs around Poptropica where my faithful minions are continuing my hard work. And, by the way, I know who you are, Robert Mordred Jones.”
Binary Bard: “I thought I told you not to interrupt me! My evil plans are much better that your stupidity. Wait, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FULL NAME?!?”
Dr. Hare: “You should remember. It’s me, Harvey Hare.”
Binary Bard: “01001001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01100100 00001101 00001010 01010100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 01110011 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01100100 00001101 00001010 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01110110 01101001 01101100 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100101 00001101 00001010 01000001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010100 01101111 01110100 01100101 01101101 00100000 01000011 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100011 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01100101”
Dr. Hare: “What are you saying?!?”
Binary Bard: “Shoot. My circuits glitched again. Being a cyborg is annoying sometimes, but it did save my life…”
Dr. Hare: “What do you mean? Was it that time machine?”
Binary Bard: “I don’t want to talk about it right now.”
Dr. Hare: “Why not?”
Binary Bard: “I said, I don’t want to talk about it right now.”
Dr. Hare: “Geez man…I thought we used to be buddies! I thought that you used to trust me. Back when we were at the N.I.S.S., well, the FAKE one…”
Binary Bard: “Harvey…that’s ENOUGH!!! You have no idea what I’ve been through! Being lost in time, almost dying on some alien planet, being defeated, and now being trapped here with you?!? Just go back to where you came from! NOW!”
Dr. Hare: “But I don’t know how! I didn’t want to come here, Binary JERK!”
Binary Bard: “You are the most pathetic villain ever.”
Dr. Hare: “Fine. I’m leaving. I’d rather suffocate in space then be with you.”
Binary Bard: “Wait…I’m sorry. I guess we fellow villains have to stick together.”
Dr. Hare: “I am still smarter than you, BTW.”
Binary Bard: “Oh no you aren’t!”
Dr. Hare: “I sure am!”
Binary Bard: “Hahahaha! Let’s go…um…find something to do.”
Dr. Hare: “There’s nothing to do thought.”
Binary Bard: “Well, we’re stuck here either way.”
So, for the next couple weeks, Binary Bard and Dr. Hare stayed in BB’s fortress together, once again becoming friends. They were both villains. But little did they know that that was soon to change.
One random day, a man with a white beard and lab coat appeared out of nowhere.
Dr. Hare: “Who the heck are you?!?”
?: “My name is Dr. Jupiter.”
Binary Bard: “But how did you get here?”
Dr. Jupiter: “NEVER QUESTION DR. JUPITER!!!”
Dr. Hare: “Um…sorry?
Dr. Jupiter: “You two are coming with me.”
Binary Bard: “Wait what?!?”
Dr. Jupiter pulls out a bag of powder and pours some on Dr. Hare and Binary Bard, causing them to fall asleep.
Dr. Jupiter: “Ahh…Sleeping Powder. Now it’s time to take these two to Erehwon Prison! Hehehe…”
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE THREE-PART SUPER VILLAIN ISLAND SPECIAL, AKA CHAPTER 16, STARTING ON APRIL 9, 2016!
Tall Cactus
Tall Cactus' Poptropica Blog 
Binary code translator loves me
Translation of the binary code:
I see that you have returned
To the place where my dreams were burned
And that you are almost as evil as me
As the Totem Curse has also cursed thee
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Poems ftw
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Well, he is a bard, which is actually a poet, so I just had to throw in a poem in binary to fit his name. LOL
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I mean of course lel
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Bards come in handy, wheither they’re smacking the ogre even though they’re th leader and you’re supposed to be the striker or they’re wussy, so you hide behind the pile of dead bards.
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1. NICE POEM
2. How do y’all even translate this what
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Just find a way to copy and paste the binary code and then google “binary code translator.” (I find paulschou.com the best one.)
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Eyy thanks 😀
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You’re welcome!
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Awesome chapter!!
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Future Quote from my future Fan-Fic involving Dr. Jupiter:
Dr. Jupiter: My name is Doctor Jupiter
(In unison)
Lucky Wing: Like the Planet?
Raven: Like the god?
(They look at each other, then at Dr. Jupiter)
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Agreed Binary Bard. Sometimes, being a cyborg SUCKS. Thankfully, i haven’t had the “Talking in Binary” Glitch
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